“To the Feds, I’ll keep this short, because I do respect what you do for our country. To save you a lengthy investigation, I state plainly that I wasn’t working with anyone,” the document said, according to the official.

It also had a line that said, “I do apologize for any strife or traumas but it had to be done. Frankly, these parasites simply had it coming.”

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[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

its not like he can undead the CEO

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 51 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If he could, would that be based or cringe? He's an Ivy League guy, so his family probably has access to one of those good grimoires that let you raise wights instead of simple zombies, so on the one hand, he could get up to all kinds of CEO-on-CEO shenanigans, but on the other hand, that would also make him a wight supremacist.

[–] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 34 points 1 week ago

Good post lmao

[–] crime@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

data-laughing