@Bureaucrat@hexbear.net is a shared account. One day, a user just gave it away by posting the password and saying they didn't want it anymore. Like 20 of us logged into at the same time and found out the site didn't break. So that's why you'll see the pups talking to themselves...it's multiple people all sharing the same account.

A real testament to the immortal science of Marxism-Leninism-Moo Dengism the account hasn't been banned or misused. Just like we share a single, giant, comically large spoon, we share a comically large bit account.

Ulysses is a former user who has gone offline to touch grass. This isn't the first time he's done this. The first time he did, he said it was for opsec reasons. Henry Kissenger died the next day. We suspect Ulysses got him. Ulysses came back some time later, posted for a bit, then deleted his account to go touch more grass. That's when the CEO got clipped in NYC. We think Ulysses was behind this assassination as well, with Luigi being some patsy chud Ulysses framed so he can continue getting away with it.

Also don't forget to put "main" in your post when posting on Main.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Went back at the oldest posts and This is where it started I think
This seems to be the only comment older than that post though the search function is a bit weird at times

From that first thread someone had a really fun idea we should do sometime