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[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

You joke, but that's basically the argument

[–] Red_Renewal_Cosmonaut@hexbear.net 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If I could just get my hands on the gun from Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy the world would be so much more pleasant.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, they're already in an alternate reality where they are the most important being to have ever lived and are thus immune to it

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You're thinking of the torture chamber that Zaphod Beeplebrox gets put in. There's a gun that makes people see things from your point of view.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

Yeah but it's not too much of a stretch to say the same logic might apply

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"You say I should wash my hands after I shit, but that only eliminates 99% of germs, so it's actually just as bad and also slavery." smuglord

I think this person is still in fifth grade

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

Claims to have disproven communism mathematically. Goes on to make the claim that all positive numbers are the same because they are all greater than zero.

[–] roux@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

"Yes, but have you considered outliers?"

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Some people have learning disabilities. That is why we must have a slave class