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[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 39 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I wonder what 'training' is to people like this, I assume it's just buying another 500 dollar attachment for their AR that gets used once then never touched again

[–] TechnoUnionTypeBeat@hexbear.net 28 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Usually these dorks train by acting like Seal Team Six tier 1 operator types. They'll train in all sorts of ridiculous situations like prone underneath a car with one leg "broken", they'll practice elaborate speed reload methods, run competition courses in full kit

All the kind of shit that looks great on YouTube, right up until they'd ever need to put it in practice, at which point they'll shit and piss themselves and drop every magazine they try to reload (which actually did happen to an attempted mass shooter in the US. Forgot the name or location, but he essentially tried to shoot up a bank. On the way in he dropped his gun, broke the sling, and fumbled the magazine before getting shot in the face by a security guard)

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Wait wait wait....this motherfucker chose a bank as his mass-shooting target? The things notoriously difficult to attack because of all the security they have? He wasn't there to rob it? Like I get botching a robbery because nerves or whatever and you're desperate for money. But as a location to carry out a terrorist attack?

lol. lmao, even.

[–] TechnoUnionTypeBeat@hexbear.net 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I made a mistake but it's even worse, it was a federal courthouse in Dallas. There's a fantastic photo taken by a journalist nearby just before the doofus gets shot, and you can see him hunched over, rifle sling dragging on the ground, look of pure "Life comes at you fast" in his eyes

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 12 points 7 months ago

one of my favorite pics fr. mf should have a pulitzer (?) for catching that fool with that expression and embarrassing kit

[–] miz@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

oh man there were so many memes on the old CTH sub with this guy cut out and photoshopped into absurd situations and dunking on his dumb ass

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Ah okay yeah I remember this dork now that you've shown the photo. He had all that tacticool shit on that caused him more problems than it solved lol

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

The only place consistently full of bulletproof security measures, yes.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

I remember that guy! But just barely and only because of how much he got owned.

[–] dkr567@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Going outside to pick up their mcdonald's orders is one aspect of "training".

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

It being used at all is optimistic

These guys rarely leave their house