Yea the next logical step after billionaires is divorced dudes who own a bunch of ayn rand books with pristine spines
this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024
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Just to be clear, the books are the ones with pristine spines, the divorced dude's spines are fucked up from kneeling to suck billionaire dick
SMH rightoids have such poor dick sucking posture 😔
ayn rand books with pristine spines
Good for them and us tbf
No one hates ancaps, they just think they’re massive dorks with zero realistic sense of how the political economy they claim to love works. They’re too pathetic to hate.
99.9% of people don't have any idea who they are or what that flag means, but it's fun for 
to LARP as a persecuted minority
They can't even stop bears
I love the lore on that one.
Shout out to the one lady that refused to stop giving the bears donuts.
shoutout or shootout? the meaning is too different for me not to check
Shout out lmao. Shout out to autocorrect.
They're just useful idiots. The actual people who run capital are NOT ancaps. They recognize that the government and state are meant to serve them, and life is a lot easier with them.
first, they came for the billionaires
and I cried and cried because what if I become a billionaire tomorrow?
I wonder what 'training' is to people like this, I assume it's just buying another 500 dollar attachment for their AR that gets used once then never touched again
Usually these dorks train by acting like Seal Team Six tier 1 operator types. They'll train in all sorts of ridiculous situations like prone underneath a car with one leg "broken", they'll practice elaborate speed reload methods, run competition courses in full kit
All the kind of shit that looks great on YouTube, right up until they'd ever need to put it in practice, at which point they'll shit and piss themselves and drop every magazine they try to reload (which actually did happen to an attempted mass shooter in the US. Forgot the name or location, but he essentially tried to shoot up a bank. On the way in he dropped his gun, broke the sling, and fumbled the magazine before getting shot in the face by a security guard)
Wait wait wait....this motherfucker chose a bank as his mass-shooting target? The things notoriously difficult to attack because of all the security they have? He wasn't there to rob it? Like I get botching a robbery because nerves or whatever and you're desperate for money. But as a location to carry out a terrorist attack?
lol. lmao, even.
I made a mistake but it's even worse, it was a federal courthouse in Dallas. There's a fantastic photo taken by a journalist nearby just before the doofus gets shot, and you can see him hunched over, rifle sling dragging on the ground, look of pure "Life comes at you fast" in his eyes
one of my favorite pics fr. mf should have a pulitzer (?) for catching that fool with that expression and embarrassing kit
oh man there were so many memes on the old CTH sub with this guy cut out and photoshopped into absurd situations and dunking on his dumb ass
Ah okay yeah I remember this dork now that you've shown the photo. He had all that tacticool shit on that caused him more problems than it solved lol
The only place consistently full of bulletproof security measures, yes.
I remember that guy! But just barely and only because of how much he got owned.
Going outside to pick up their mcdonald's orders is one aspect of "training".
It being used at all is optimistic
These guys rarely leave their house
Tactically ascertaining a supply of pre-teens I can sign the NAP with
Good, let them get all isolated and weird
Who are you callin' weird?
Dale is remarkably well-balanced for a conspiracy guy
He has his family, his friends and all the guys at the gun club
These dorks don't have anyone, which is why they suck up to bourgeois tyrants like Renfield sucked up to Dracula
Unlike the rest of those dorks, Dale could actually conceivably survive a doomsday scenario, since he actually has support and aid.
Fallout X King of The Hill
Oops, the commies have access to state nukes now. 
Fuck your fuhrerbunker
Bunker busters or thermobarics are probably better than nukes. Of course I think simply finding every air duct feeding air to the bunker and filling them with cement then staffing some riflemen at the doors to shoot anyone exiting is a more efficient and cost-effective solution to the issue.
Just bury the doors, the vents make good latrines once you remove the grating.
The undeground Bunkers might make good storage depots for fermenting kimchi or something. Now that I think about it maybe just sticking something to temporarily block the pipes might be more cost-effective in the long run
Personally, I'm more of a fan of sealing up the exits and letting their haven become their tomb
[The billionaires they have solidarity with when shit hits the fan] Uh yeah good luck with that, I'm going to go in my missile silo bunker now and uh you can't come with me. Look over there! [runs]
It's afraid! It's afraid!!! 
Best case scenario for these sorts is they get hired as security for their rich masters and manage to successfully appeal to the NAP for why they shouldn't have to wear the explosive collars that Musk and the Reddit CEOs want them to wear.
training like chris kyle
I'm out here on the grind, buying thousands of dollars worth of weapons and ammo so that when I become a billionaire, I can fight off the Italian mercs.
These Nike ads are getting weird
Yes, and