I'm not at all exaggerating when I say this. The bar is so incredibly, incomprehensibly low everywhere else that I'm about ready to call literally anyone who can join this community, be genuine, and still not get banned an actual saint.

And that's no diss at the admins for being ban happy or whatever, that's literally just how you create an online community full of good people and somehow Hexbear has been the first to realize it

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[–] GrosMichel@hexbear.net 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When my wife wouldn't stop listening to a loud and looped version of the Reba TV show opening, Hexbear was there for me.

When my wife covered me in honey while I slept and then laughed as I struggled to get out of my cocooned state, Hexbear was there to call me misogynist at first, but after I explained myself most of the people who laughed at me got banned.

Thank you, Hexbear.

[–] GrosMichel@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

And when I asked for $50 on here to get food delivered because I was too tired to cook after I had to spend 2 horus inchworming my way to the bath tub and arduously turn on the hot water tap with my face to dissolve the honey-infused bedsheet straitjacket I was trapped in, I got it. Hexbear has my back.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 21 points 3 days ago

Tagline! We've got a tagine!