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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 57 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"I'm going to try to hack the system."

# sudo apt install hollywood

# hollywood

"We're in!"

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

While Hugh Jackman gets some sloppy dome (with a gun pointed to his head).

Its because he's the best there is folks.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hasn't touched a computer in several years, yet can immediately hack into one of the most secure systems in the world in 1/60th the time of the best current hackers...

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Well hilariously, its even worse/better. It was RSAs 128bit rc5, which would take waaaayyyyyy longer than an hour to crack. Like, supercomputers dedicated to the task for years sort of thing.

[–] TheKMAP@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 days ago

Swordfish 2 plz

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

sudo rm -rf ~/*

"Fuck y'all, I quit. Good luck with the crisis."