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[–] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 58 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (4 children)

A leftist is stuck in a room with another leftist and a fascist.

The leftist has one gun and two bullets, and they must be used.

What does the leftist do?

Shoot the other leftist twice.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 15 points 13 hours ago

... then claim the other leftist making an edgy joke at the age of 14 is a proof they were the real fascist.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I mean it says the bullets must be used. You could just shoot the wall

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 11 points 13 hours ago

I use my two bullets to shoot the concept of this political thought experimentp. Let me out now puzzle master, we had a deal you can't keep

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world -1 points 12 hours ago

Makes it look like a suicide

[–] GrammarPolice@lemmy.world -1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Based off of current goings-on, this is factual. Constant internal battles about who's the true leftist while ignoring the real enemy

[–] bouh@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

The only ones ignoring the real enemy are the liberals, actually helping them to fight the leftists.