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Listening to my employer's son and his complaints (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net to c/chat@hexbear.net

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About an $1,800 kitchen faucet that doesnt interface with Alexa properly.

Im liable to take the faucet and beat him with it til his legs dont work any more. The disconnect here may as well be the Grand Canyon and im Evel Knievel.

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 52 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

AI assist bidet that takes 10,000 pictures of your butthole and uploads them to the cloud so you and your doctor can review your anal health.

[–] Shortstack@reddthat.com 27 points 2 weeks ago

I see you have also watched the adult swim Smart Pipe skit

[–] nohaybanda@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago

And shit somehow still leaks your personal data to advertisers, so you get haemorrhoid cream recommended on Amazon before your doctor even knows about the situation.

[–] LanyrdSkynrd@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

There is a real startup from a few years ago raising money for a toilet with cameras using machine learning to analyze your dumps.

https://www.thronescience.com/how-it-works

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I put 100,000 pictures of my ass on the internet
So the NSA could spy on it
Keep an eye on it
Maybe tell the FBI on it

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 2 weeks ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy: