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For posting all the anonymous reactionary bullshit that you can't post anywhere else.

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this is my favorite thing. choice quotes:

"It’s not funny to me anymore that they are the way they are on Hexbear. Now it is just crushing sadness."

"What the heck is this about the “yellow snow” figures and peeing their pants? This is either a Hexbear person writing up creative fiction, or else something real that the Hexbear admins quickly edited or something. This is a really bizarre."

more over here: https://lemmy.world/post/28928587

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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

At first I thought this story was written by AI, then I just realised it was written by a redditor. The only way to tell them apart is to mentally add "and then everyone clapped" at the end.

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's definitely a Hexbear. Make sure to read the follow-up.

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oh dang, then I was masterfully trolled, well done Xiaohongshu!

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 30 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Seems it was an impersonator.

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Good thing they'll elect the next XHS in the papal conclave

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Why do people think xhs2 isn't xhs? Is there any credible evidence or just vibes?

[–] Losurdo_Enjoyer@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

i mean im not sure what credible evidence you're looking for, this is probably as good as you're going to get on a pseudonymous forum https://hexbear.net/comment/6107320

as for the vibes:

not nearly enough mmt posting. also no china dooming

my own experience: i tagged xhs2 with a comment that had anti mmt stuff in it and i wasnt immediately told to read michael hudson's super imperialism to understand mmt https://hexbear.net/comment/6044107

lastly xhs has always been pretty secretive about their personal life (vauge memory of them saying something like they're worried posting on here could get them fired for whatever reason, which always lead me to believe xhs was 24/7 posting on company time lol), so the fact that they mentioned the exact city they were traveling to and that they were visiting family is extremely unusual for them.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

lead me to believe xhs was 24/7 posting on company time

Awesome

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

@Losurdo_Enjoyer@hexbear.net elaborated accurately, the bit with Alaskaball is the part most telling.

Yeah, I missed that part

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Vibes but also... why would the user write a deeply unserious satirical post about going to Xinjiang and peeing their pants in solidarity with Uyghurs? Also, look at the modlog

Banned xiaohongshu2 [none/use name]

reason: User Impersonation

[–] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

XHS2 gave the mod team the vibes of being a fake

[–] Losurdo_Enjoyer@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i actually dont think it's totally out of the possiblity that xhs would do something like this. they used to troll the news mega with an account called "simulatedliberalism" on the regular. this account is absolutely not xhs tho (see my comment here https://hexbear.net/comment/6108015)

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nothing will top Kaplya. They had posts about how Biden was a cunning imperialist compared to Trump who knew how to wield the dollar as a ultimate trump card, but ended all those posts with, "by the way, vote for Biden as the lesser evil because he's better with trans people."

[–] Losurdo_Enjoyer@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

tbh most of the vote biden posting seemed real unfortunately, that shit never really came off like a bit to me with how often they said it

I know, I'm questioning the ban. A massive satirical post isn't in the style of xhs, but their post history gives plausible deniability.