I feel like wizards are much better with their hands, what with all those somatic components. Sure, a barbarian can thrust hard and pick you up, but a wizard can do some unreal things with his hands and tongue.

Also mage hand definitely get used for weird sex stuff.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

what about warlocks and eldrich blast?

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 2 points 4 days ago

I don't think you can use Eldritch blast for sex stuff, not even with the push/pull effects, because the damage would kill people too easily

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I was just going to say that the definition of a warlock is just a wizard who manages to get laid.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Some of us manage to get laid without selling ourselves to an eldritch horror.

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It’s more of a rental type situation.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I'm not getting roped into another time-share scheme, thanks.