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[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 108 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i mean, they're not wrong.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (11 children)

If you have wrinkles at 40 you need to wear more sunscreen and drink more water.

[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 77 points 2 days ago (1 children)

There are wrinkles in my soul.

[–] bacon_saber@fedia.io 34 points 2 days ago

you need to wear more ~~sunscreen~~ soulscreen and drink more water.

[–] Texas_Hangover@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My balls are wrinkly, and they've barely seen any sun at all.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

But you do admit you remember exposing them to direct sunlight more than once?

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

is "direct sunlight" a code word for families at Shoneys?

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They wanna drive a wooden stake through my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto blue Jays game; but all I'm saying is I bought the tickets!

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

When did you start dating Lauren Boebert?

Edit: grammar

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Im a demon. I have no loyalty for anyone! Never did, never will. Shorty chose to be with a demon, sounds like her problem to me haha

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm enjoying the chaos of this comment chain.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Then you'll love ~~the source of my plagiarism~~ my muse

I would never have gotten that reference. It's delightfully absurd and obscene, though.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nudist beach is a pretty good explanation.

Please don't bring reason and understanding into this, I'm trying to be irrationally judgmental over here.

[–] exasperation@lemm.ee 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you have wrinkles at 40 you need to wear more sunscreen and drink more water.

But also even if you don't have wrinkles you should wear sunscreen and probably drink more water anyway.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 day ago

*Proceeds to drink even more water and die from brain swelling.*

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 days ago

I’ve got mad forehead and cheek wrinkles and I’m 30 haha

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 11 points 2 days ago

It's more about how I feel inside.

[–] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Im sorry but if isn’t too much trouble could you open your eyes? People at 40 have wrinkles. That is very normal.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

I'm sorry, where did I say that people at 40 don't have wrinkles?

Or simply never tempt the smiting of the Sky Sphere

Hey! I resemble that remark!

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

What planet do you live on where you see 40 year olds without any wrinkles at all? Absolutely ridiculous comment. Why do people upvote trash replies like this?

[–] teft@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (27 children)

I'm in my forties and have no wrinkles. I have a few friends who have wrinkles but most of them don't. Maybe you should drink more water and wear more sunscreen.

Yeah, I am 43 and while I have some very fine lines on my forehead, and near my eyes, you can't really see them unless you are like within 2 feet of me, or closer. And I have a long history with smoking and drug use. Also I am white, very white, not quite ginger ghost white, but not too far off. Genetics play a very strong role in this, and, at least from my perspective as someone who smoked for 28 years, and did hard drugs for 17, staying out of the sun. I have only really been doing anything close to a routine skin care regimen in like the last 5 years. I have also been homeless. So... yeah, not only do I believe you, I know people just like you. Hell, I probably would have much smoother skin, with no lines, if it wasn't for how bad I treated myself.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 1 points 1 day ago

Not even any fine lines? Hard to believe.

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[–] termaxima@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Wearing water and drinking sunscreen works pretty well too !