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we need a nickname, preferably rhyming, for Marco.
like Dorko Rubio or Asshole Rubio. but maybe something that isn't so crass it wouldn't be said on TV. something in the PG realm of Sleepy Joe or goofy Elizabeth?
I need something to say in my head besides "this fuckin' guy".
Zio Rubio
Thirsty Marco / Rubio
Snarko Marco
All I got for the moment
snarko is interesting.... made me think of "Lapdog" Barko Rubio maybe a visual of his open mouthed head (barking) on a little shitty dog. and then the lap could belong to whatever captains of industry/billionaires. i like that it also emphasizes the guy is an angry little mouth piece that would get bodied in a fight.
ill try to mock something up concise and meme-able / emoji-ish tomorrow.
immediately got me imagining this from Mars Attacks:
ok, here's the beef. that's about all the time i care to spend this morning considering this guy's face.
big format and transparent so somebody can emoji it or edit / give it some ben garrison style features and labels.
what do you think?
nicely done
Marco Rube
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