Tell him he's confused China with the CIA because of their shared letters. Explain to him about the CIA smuggling cocaine into the US and inventing crack. First explain this to him earnestly and then increasingly patronizingly each time you meet him and he gets started.

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

oh shit it was right there the whole time ChInA is rogue CIA. it also explains the sinno-soviet split. in this essay i will

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

CHINA - CIA = HI

"Hi" or "High" Like what you get when you take fent. COINCIDENCE?!

[–] NotALeatherMuppet@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Might want to double check your math

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Oh, checking math, how convenient, just like how China checks the math when they sell fentanyl!

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

There’s a video by Guerilla News Network (from like 20 years ago) called Crack the CIA. Maybe OP could find this video online and do a little a Clockwork Orange on the guy.