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It seems like an evolutionary flaw to make a species that walks upright but also make their backs this super fragile thing... (hexbear.net)

submitted 4 days ago by SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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...that if they ever use in even a slightly wrong way can end up leaving them with debilitating pain for the rest of their lives.

Really bad design flaw, wtf NATURE!

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[–] someone@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago (7 children)

That's not even the worst part of human anatomy. What maniac would put the entertainment district and the waste disposal plant in the same place?

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 31 points 4 days ago

Three engineers were arguing about what kind of engineer God is.

Electrical engineer: "surely God is an electrical engineer, the brain and nerves are a symphony of exquisite circuitry."

Mechanical engineer: "no, look at the ballet between bone, muscle and sinew. God must be a mechanical engineer."

Civil engineer: "God is a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipe right through a recreational area."

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

paulie-point let me ask you a question, why do pissing and shitting and fucking all happen in a 2 inch radius?

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Due to budget cuts the Department of Waste Disposal and the Department of Reproduction will be merged. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[–] WrongOnTheInternet@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago

Monotremes: are we nothing to you??

[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago

NSFW

When some caveman is done beating his meat to cave drawings of awooga and "marking" his territory, what if he doesn't have any leaves left to wipe any leftover cum off his dick and foreskin? But since the caveman piss and cum from the same hole, the piss will flush whatever leftover cum that's stuck in the penis hole and foreskin.

[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 1 points 3 days ago

It was that or rerouting waste disposal to food intake and that already had to be shared with respiration. Fewer holes the better and all

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 days ago

I'm still pissed about external genitals