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Ranked: 30 Movies You Can Claim Are Christmas Movies Instead of Developing a Personality
(thehardtimes.net)
this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2023
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Okay but why aren’t some of these Christmas season movies? I think narnia really isn’t that big of a stretch
Snow ≠ Christmas
It was only wintery because of the witch. If anything, it's Easter themed, since it's literally a crucifixion allegory.
Edit: I'm a big dumb wrong person.
Santa is literally in the book. He arms the children.
I remember that was in the movie too!
I need to rewatch those
@Zorque
@ZeroCool @qooqie @PapaStevesy the witch cursed Narnia so that it's always winter and never Christmas.
So with Santa's help, the kids saved Christmas. Yeah you're not convincing me that Narnia isn't a Christmas movie
Fuck. I totally forgot about that, well noted. Also, congrats on writing one of my favorite sentences ever:
What’s your case for Home Alone then?
That’s a Christmas movie to the core.
Wait is anyone debating this?!
Because its an article specifically meant to infuriate people who get into these kinds of discussions.
God forbid we talk about articles on Lemmy!
... I thought that's what we were doing.