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Max’s New Triple-Platinum Plan Allows Customers To Permanently Delete Movie Or TV Series
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There are ENOUGH people out there that would pay obscene amounts of money to be that petty.
Edit: Just think about deleting the Hobbit movies and the Rings of Power series altogether.
Edit 2: ...or every Christopher Nolan movie just to piss the guy off.
Every.
Single.
Reality.
Show.
arguably we need those as a good documentary of what life was not actually like in our era
Or to trade for a crewman who's been put in a zoo
Yes, I would like to delete the Halo show, please.
Can we crowdfund this?