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Max’s New Triple-Platinum Plan Allows Customers To Permanently Delete Movie Or TV Series
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Delete game of thrones season 8 please
this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2024
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The last 2 GoT books were so bad that time travelers keep coming back to stop them from being completed.
There are ENOUGH people out there that would pay obscene amounts of money to be that petty.
Edit: Just think about deleting the Hobbit movies and the Rings of Power series altogether.
Edit 2: ...or every Christopher Nolan movie just to piss the guy off.
Every.
Single.
Reality.
Show.
arguably we need those as a good documentary of what life was not actually like in our era
Yes, I would like to delete the Halo show, please.
Can we crowdfund this?
The Quadruple Platinum Giga plan also let's them delete series for other people.
That's already what this one does