Yeah and while it would be very visually funny to watch me do it, I'm not about to do this in the US where as far as my outside perspective is concerned, i would die instantly

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

well it's America so obviously your rainbow speedo would need to have a belly band holster belt holding up your shiny chrome FREEDOM EQUALIZER .45 AARP caliber sidearm

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I try to do a bit in America and am instantly shot dozens of times from multiple angles

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's Idaho, so you're probably surrounded by neo-Nazis and Klansmen as soon as you set foot in the bar

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Mormons too, but maybe that’s redundant

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

And an unhealthy smattering of Witnesses to boot

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't trust any movement that intentionally mispronounces their name and claims to have divine knowledge.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

I just want to see turf wars erupt between Mormons and JWs going door-to-door in the same neighborhood.

[–] nat_turner_overdrive@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

oh man now I'm imagining bib overalls with buttons up the sides of the legs like those rip-off trainer pants