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[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 105 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Here's my sister giving me some serious news about a family member.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can feel the frustration through the image. Hope Paul's doing ok, once you figure out which one.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He's doing better now, thanks!

But my dear sister is still the same, unfortunately.

[–] some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I am experiencing the same frustration while you reply but still haven’t told us which Paul

[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

It’s obvious from this exchange:

WHICH PAUL U FUCK

Mom’s brother?????

Or Jeanie’s husband?????

Yes

The sister (grey) was clearly responding to “Mom’s brother?????”, but just as she hit “send”, teal asked “Or Jeanie’s husband?????”.

People who give both options in an obvious one-or-the-other question deserve to receive “Yes” as a response.

Also, what is “Jsuk”?

[–] Winged_Hussar@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 year ago

I hope my pain brought people joy.

[–] cinabongo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's a hilarious exchange 🤣

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was about to go over there and give her a medical emergency.

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m definitely telling my brother I’ll hit him with my car next time he’s difficult

Wield it like a baseball bat. That'll teach him!

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You shouldn't ask both sides of a yes-or-no question. Especially to a moron.

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It wasn't even a yes-or-no question!!!

"Was it this guy? Or the other guy?" = "Yes"

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That's two separate yes-or-no questions.

"Was it this guy?"

"Ye-"

"Or the other guy?"

"Yes."

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All she had to do was specify between the two. She did not. I had to get the info from someone else.

But then again, I'm probably the fool for assuming her common sense is at least baseline.

[–] leds@feddit.dk 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Y'all testin' me.

Yes

I'm dead. How is anyone this bad at delivering crucial information?

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

Maybe she was the one having a stroke lol

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago

They both had a stroke.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Kill the other Paul. There! No more confusion

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