"Oh, you're early for check in! Don't mind me, I was just cranking my hog in the bed you're about to rent. Put 'er here... oh that's a clean wet... i promise."

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago

The ideal rental situation if you need to charge your crystal fast.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Money bags over here has a room just for choking the chicken. Lotion too!

[–] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I found a Craigslist ad several years back where they stated that they liked to jack it in the living room watching porn on the big TV and sometimes left cum rags laying around. Apparently this had caused tension with previous roommates so he felt inclined to mention this was something you needed to be ok with.

[–] glans@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago

good for them getting consent

i bet they found a perfect roommate who wasn't you

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago

What can't a fella crank it to 4k dogfart in the living room without upsetting the morality police?

[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago

masturbatorium