There was a dude in a local music scene who was picking up high-school girls in his late 20s. Eventually some sort of mystery thing happened to his car. Nobody knows what happened because nobody was there.

[–] Hexphoenix@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

rat-salute tell the mystery force responsible for the mystery thing good job

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For no particular reason I am compelled to post two words that have nothing to do with anything: valve stems.

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There might be a simple compound that could make short order of an engine block.

I wouldn't know though. My rusty ol' brain isn't suited for figuring out matters of chemistry, it's only good for things like working on railways. Feels like my head is always under water because it works so slowly but, hey, I guess that means it even works when submerged in water which is pretty neat.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I just shoot them with a suppressed rifle and brass catcher attachment

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I thought you meant sugar

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