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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 66 points 4 months ago (4 children)

God I hope they jack him up on so many stimulants for the next one, his heart will pop out of his chest like an Alien.

[–] MalarchoBidenism@hexbear.net 43 points 4 months ago

Joe Biden looked disgusting at the debate - heart protruding - very very disrespectful trump-anguish

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maybe both his eyes will explode.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Imagine I posted Sam Neill from Event Horizon with his eyes exploded yelling something about Cornpop and driving.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

"God could my dad drive a spaceship through the warp"

[–] WorkingClassCorpse@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'd watch the shit out of a debate where both Biden and Trump are tweaked out on amphetamines

Just fuckin' jack them in and watch them incoherently scream at each other

[–] absolutefuckinidiot@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 4 months ago

Shit lets get them working on a 30 rack of beer during the debate on top of that

[–] __ghost__@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Wait didn't I just watch them incoherently scream at each other?

[–] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 months ago

Of a few Biden quotes that stuck out, one of his responses was "You're the sucker, you're the loser!(Horrified/disoriented expression)"

[–] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Some aide should "accidentally" give him 10x the dose. Either it'll pop his heart or it'll be the cure to dementia we're looking for.

[–] sempersigh@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Joe Biden “fire walker” formula

X 100 mg modafinil

X 70 mg vyvanse

X 2.8 grams piracetam (with 1 g of choline)

X one 5 hour energy extra strength

X 150 mg psilocybin

X 1 gram of magnesium

[–] Des@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

"earth rider" formula