-supreme court fash speedrun any% begins in earnest
-biden does his best cryptkeeper impression in the debate, the lyin' lamestream media balks hard, swing state polls start leaking badly
-reads from post Trump calls for jailing and "televised military tribunals" of "Mr. Biden, Ms. Harris, Mr. Pence, Mr. Schumer, Mr. McConnell and Nancy Pelosi"
-xi presses the rare earth resources socialism button, presumably (or at least hopefully) in prep for pressing the ALL earth resources socialism button
-heritage foundation president does a public threat of violence at the left, increasing his chances of being roadkilled by a significant factor (fingers crossed)
-the west sez: zelensky your country is three embodied forms of corruption in a trenchcoat, yea we are gonna need you to take off that "i fought a losing war of attrition and all i got was a spot in NATO" tshirt you keep wearing on tv
-dr disrespect dropped by subway (this isn't momentous it's just hilarious LMAO)
-steam summer sale
-the pho place near me fixed their broth (less cinnamon 
)
Pretty sure they'll do anything to keep the doors off their public beaches.
If all else fails they Cana just move to a country that hasn't devolved to right wing hysterics and then buy up the politicians and media there to try to get their new nationalized tax rate lowered and start all over again.