a-little-trolling "Folks, the colonial British reduced the size of Kirpans. A full sized talwar sword used to be two feet long, folks. What a travesty. The British want our swords to be small and effeminate. I say no longer. We're going to build a wall around Britain, and they're going to pay for it. We're going to have our big swords. Mine is four feet long. My guru loves it." cheeto

[–] ComradePlatypus@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Folks, the woke left don't want you to know that all men are Li-ons, and all women are princesses. I'll tell you about another Li-on, Rum Tum Tugger from Catsss...

[–] LocalOaf@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

data-laughing

[–] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 4 months ago

biggest kirpan in the world folks are saying, many are saying it

[–] ComradePlatypus@hexbear.net 35 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

It would be fantastic. He changes his name to Donald Singh and changes the big Trump on his tower to be Singh.

Him saying Lion but it's "LYE-ohn"

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

growing out his hair super long so he can wrap it

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

The only person in human history to grow 6ft of hair in a weekend

[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

It’d be funny because aren’t the core values of Sikhism like…not him at all?