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Remember when all the libs were aghast at Trump making the secret service take him out for a joy ride to wave at the hogs while he was staying at Walter Reed? "How dare he make them breathe the same air while he's infected!"
Man, I hope they give Biden the steroid cocktail they had Trump on when he had covid though. It's either gonna make his heart explode, or we'll get manic gakked up Joe turn into E1 Biden IRL
I worked on the trial for that monoclonal they gave Trump. Almost positive it was no better than placebo for elderly people, so he really survived that with only his diaped up slushie ass and the entire staff of Walter Reed.
Didn't they have him on the kind of heavy steroids that can cause mania they give people with large third degree burns that need skin grafts? I remember him saying he felt better than he did 20 years ago and his chief of staff saying his appetite was back and he was cleaning back to back plates and people online with some medical knowledge were like "oh yeah that's definitely a side effect of that steroid."
Sounds like i need some of them steroids
placebo is a hell of a drug
E1 Biden doesn't even seem that absurd anymore
Biden using all three voices like
BREAKING: Biden Wins Coveted Endorsement of John John Chevrolet's Long Cars
He's polling very well with the Portuguese screen door salesman demographic!
Look mack, we've got a saying in Scranton, we've got a saying in Dover... you wanna be Santa Claus, you uh, ya gotta work like an elf
lol i forgot abt that