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lol i saw footage of biden walking on air force one after the covid announcement and he didnt have a mask on. hes about to infect a bunch of ppl on that plane

well, I don't make the rules

Biden, 81, had been scheduled to take the stage an hour and a half prior.

he doesn’t have covid, you don’t make people wait 90 minutes for that announcement. they’re making shit up because they tried to get him coherent for over an hour and nothing was working.

Hmmmmmmm.

I am now truly understanding what the mandate of heaven is and what it looks like to lose it

Covid-19 has the chance to do something really funny

How did he get Covid-19? Joe told me the pandemic was over

Holy shit the poetic justice if this actually does him in. Biden’s admin pretending Covid is over directly led to my mom’s death, I can’t think of a funnier and more fitting way for him to go

Who knows, they only notified the event 90mins after he was supposed to be on stage. Might just be doing scheduling AND excuses.

"the pandemic is over, jack"

So the Republicans will wish Biden a speedy recovery, right?

GIVING THE COVID VIRUS MY ENERGY!!!!!

Please God, I ask for so little. Please smite this old ghoul. He's practically dead already

I hope he gets to see his lifelong friend Strom Thurmond soon.

Handing Trump the ability to say "I got shot in the head and showed up to speak the next day. Sleepy Joe has to drop everything for a cold!"

This is how gets replaced.

critical support for the anti- aktion

Commence fedposting.

cmon at least let one of those fuckers die right before the election pleaaasseeeee :timmy-praying:

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ COVID TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Biden's trusted family doctor, a 19th century camp physician referred to by Biden as a "sawbones" is treating him by transfusing the President with "heroic saxon blood". He does not know about blood groups.

heavy pneumonia take my energy

(i don't think infection is even real, they finally managed to do their dipshit coup)

p.s. (bernie panders with impeccable timing on that interview , just completely debase yourself to bury leftist electoral dreams for another 20 years for a genocidal friend who dropped out 2 hours later)

BULLSHIT LMAO

I absolutely don't buy this shit for a single moment, this is the flimsiest fucking excuse I've ever heard in my life lol

Wasn't he just saying he ended the pandemic?

Please let one of the funniest things in the world happen.

Alright, I'm done. This is just too much. Will see you guys in November.

Yep. Going to my tree fort and pulling up the ladder.

Reading the ugly comments here, I’m wondering if the MAGA crowd might be less despicable. Way to lower the bar!

r/Politics panic is top tier