I went to a reputable sex shop and bought a nice masturbation sleeve. It's hypoallergenic and since it's made from silicon it's easy to clean and sterilize, while being safe and comfortable for your skin.

[–] btfod@hexbear.net 23 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Nerd! I ran the garden hose til the earth was just soft enough and I fucked the muddy hole in the ground

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

rat-salute-2

[–] Dolores@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

btfod did love unto a hillock theory-gary

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Look Mother Earth needs the rejuvenating love of the New King to bring an end to winter and ensure a fertile harvest. No one said it was going to be neat, clean, and airbrushed!

[–] CA0311@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Bourgeois decadence

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Counterpoint: chafing is counter-revolutionary

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

New tagline.