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[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 38 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Wait, this doesn't look like a man in a lycra costume! billionaire-tears

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Neat. Open source is safer for security. Would you want general-purpose robots that could be taken control of?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

If they were being used as servants to people who should be [REDACTED], then yes

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 20 points 6 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's for your protection

If they had hands with digits they would be the most powerful posters in existence

[–] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

习大大 please unleash your army of robotic posters

[–] LesbianLiberty@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

WHO TOOK THEIR FUCKING HANDS

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 6 months ago

give it a few years

[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

while post is in jest, i guarantee that theres already some company working on AI powered sex robots for a premium price

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

techbros working feverishly on robot with AI advanced enough for you to sexually assault and gaslight

[–] hello_hello@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

While sex robots are new, the volcel pledge never ends.

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

of course you can

now SHOULD you fuck it, that's a valid question

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

Bullshit, no way have we cracked general purpose robotics yet

[–] copandballtorture@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The Orville warned me about this one

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

The Kaylon builders deserved it

[–] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago
[–] What_Religion_R_They@hexbear.net 7 points 6 months ago

tiangong, tiangong, tiandong wanxiang 𒆙