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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 165 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Anon doesn't know how to draw a circle in GIMP

Skill issue

[–] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (4 children)

But seriously, how do you do it?

[–] scrion@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Circular selection, fill?

Or, for an annulus: circular selection, border, enter border width, fill.

Or, for any selection in general: edit, stroke selection.

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 34 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Circular selection, fill?

Isn't that how you do that in Photoshop?

For a certified maniac there's also one bump of a brush with 100% hardness and using gradient tool, radial, with no actual gradations.

And if you are feeling like killing a school bus of puppies, you can put a coin or a mug to the screen with one hand while drawing around it with the other, using a live mouse, biting you, as you move it and hallucinate the formation of the ideal circular form.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 25 points 10 months ago (4 children)

No, most of the times for shapes in Photoshop you'd use the shape tool, which can generate them in raster, or better, as paths, allowing you to modify them later non-destructively.

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[–] scrion@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No idea about Photoshop, never got to use it. The last piece of bitmap graphic editing software I used other than Gimp was Micrografx Picture Publisher 4/5, and that has been a while.

I'll admit I do see some quality of life features in Photoshop though, plus I'd like to play around with some of the "AI" feature for infilling etc.

That being said, from what I gather from OP, there seems to be a circular shape tool that saves 2-3 clicks when drawing a circle in PS? Looking at the pros/cons, not a convincing argument, but then again, I don't look at memes for any meaningful argument or a reasonable discussion.

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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

The same way you do it in Photoshop, really

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[–] mlg@lemmy.world 123 points 10 months ago (4 children)

I like how stock photoshop refuses to run with wine not because Adobe cares about linux but because of the insane amount of DRM that harasses you on Windows.

Meaning pirated photoshop runs fine on wine lol

I think there's even a github script to do it all for you with gpu acceleration enabled so you don't have to even bother finding a pirate copy.

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[–] Floey@lemm.ee 98 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Okay but starting a lesson on Photoshop with the circle tool is like starting a lesson on Word with inserting a table. If working with abstract shapes is your modus operandi something like Illustrator or Inkscape makes a lot more sense as a tool.

[–] Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 60 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Also beating up your students on the parking lot sound very fun to end the day but have no value in education

[–] Pollo_Jack@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Nanny state

[–] Tankton@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

The beatings will continue until Photoshop is mastered.

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Dude.... idk if I know if I've ever seen a more accurate simile than that. Equally "buggy*", frustrating, and absurd if you have little to no experience with it

*idr word tables well but I suspect it was like pen tool where it wasn't so much buggy as it's hard to make it work right if you don't get it yet

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 61 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i like the one about anon compiling a very minimal kernel on arch and whoops cant present to class because hdmi out doesnt work lol

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Some of my more memorable experiences in gentoo over the years have been from trying to trim everything I can out from my kernel. It tends to work, until it doesn't.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 55 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Anon went on to develop Krita.

[–] Username02@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Krita >>> gimp Fight me

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 34 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Lol in hungary we used gimp because the school couldnt afford photoshop(it was one of the best schools in the country).

[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If it gets the job done, then it's fine, right

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yeah it works for me but for professional work it probably wouldnt.

[–] Yuki@kutsuya.dev 8 points 10 months ago

Idk, I use it quite often, also for my job

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure Krita is the go to for professional work on linux now.

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[–] Tehdastehdas@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Meanwhile several others tried to buy Photoshop on their proprietary systems but couldn't afford it. They opened Paint.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

pirating it is pretty fast & easy

[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Not even closely. At least getting it not bitch about not being "genuine" after a few minutes.

Other Adobe products? Yeah they are easy.

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[–] stembolts@programming.dev 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't mess with the BSD gang, let this be a lesson to anon.

Stealing from 4chan, we really are reddit's child.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is literally the greentext community; where else is the content supposed to come from?

[–] stembolts@programming.dev 14 points 10 months ago

Just joking, because people used to complain about this for whatever reason on reddit, and 4chan.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I actually remember trying to draw a circle with gimp one time. It was actually completely fucked. I was looking for stroke selection or something like that. I never drew the goddamn Circle. Fuck you that shit sucks

[–] curiousPJ@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

From memory ..

Select tool and draw circle.

Select option menu then click 'to path'

Unselect all

Somewhere nearby there is a fill stroke to path or something.

Yeah...I'm considering going over to paint.net or something else.

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

Anon appreciates the chaturbate ads embedded in his start menu

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

Is this the most reposted greentext?

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

if it had a lifetime license I wouldnt actually mind paying!

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 12 points 10 months ago
[–] scytale@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Anon could’ve just opened a browser and went to photopea.com

[–] Damage@feddit.it 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 10 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Is nobody going to ask how Anon getting beat up in the parking lot is relevant to the story? There’s no indication that Anon’s classmates followed them out to the parking lot. The incident feels more random.

Am I overthinking this instead of drifting off to sleep? Most likely.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

Of course it happened exactly like that. Nobody would ever just make shit up on 4chan, right?

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The joke is that Anon is a very irresistibly punchable sort of person and so of course they would be a victim of violence. A common theme in greentexts is projected anxiety about peer rejection for not conforming.

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[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Seriously though, why is gimp missing features from kidpix

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Where’s this school that does Photoshop class and the school doesn’t provide the software and equipment?

[–] LesserAbe@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Hey something's fishy here! I'm starting to think this guy wasn't beat up in the parking lot either

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