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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by the_itsb@hexbear.net to c/food@hexbear.net

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photo quality apology

Sorry for the potato picture, was getting an upload error that I think is related to file size, so I did a screenshot of a screenshot to halfass resize it.

I found these at Walmart yesterday. If I had known that my kid had been at Walmart earlier in the week with a friend and had seen these and chosen to not buy them because he thought they looked gross, I probably wouldn't have bought them, but I didn't, so I did! 😅

Curiosity got the better of me before anyone else, so I tried them first and then took samples around to my family.

our review

I regret to inform you that they're actually pretty fuckin good. 9/10 Oreo flavor. Husband and Chult agreed.

husband's comparison

Husband says they taste like fruity pebbles in a cookie, and I think this is spot-on. If that sounds like something you'd enjoy, give this nutritional abomination a try.

dunkability

I didn't realize the oat milk had turned, so idk yet how they are dunked - probably great, tbqh. I have to go to the pharmacy today anyway, so I'll grab some while I'm out and update anyone interested.

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[–] allthetimesivedied@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

White people will season their food, but only with ascorbic acid and HFCS.

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

don't forget capsaicin to help cover up that "dead inside" feeling 🥰

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

don't forget capsaicin

Wait don't whiteoids spontaneously combust upon comsuming spicy? Or are you talking about the spicy challenges weirdos do to convince everyone how tough they are for consuming 10000 bazingascovilles of heat?

[–] SwitchyWitchyandBitchy@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Some of us firebomb our insides because it's better than eating bland food.

[–] refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 4 months ago

capsaicin

It's spelled "capitalism"

[–] Comp4@hexbear.net 24 points 4 months ago

[–] the_itsb@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

this post is a follow-up to this one from last week

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

I love that u got the whole fam in on this. Almost wish we had these here so my wife could judge me for trying the fruity pebble biscuit ohnoes

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Fruity pebbles in a cookie is not at all what I would have expected but makes perfect sense, actually. I'm on the lookout for these now

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I don't want to start an Oreo struggle session but I've tried these when my sister's friend bought them and I thought they were disgusting. I'm open to a lot of garbage hfcs based "food" but I couldn't finish even the single Oreo I took from that pack even though I was stoned at the time. The pack sat in the pantry uneaten for months until I just tossed them.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Comprehensive weird Oreo flavor reviews are the kind of top quality effort post that Hexbear needs so thank you.

Also I do want to try these now

[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago

How can you tell that oatmilk has turned? I must go through mine quicker then it goes bad but now I'm a little paranoid. 😂

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

I'm judging you. Please keep these things to yourself, pervert. sicko-hazmat

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

I'm pretty sure if only candies didn't exist I'd be fit and in shape. I just want to eat 4bags of sour patch kids hold the oreos

[–] HexbearGPT@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I love shit like this which is why I don't buy it.

they're trying to murder us with the food they sell us in this godforsaken country.

[–] drowns@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

I wish they made the biblical plague flavor Oreos in the small packages of like 6 cookies. I don't have the will power to have a whole pack of these in the house but id love to taste the product of our endless suffering.