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[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 21 points 4 weeks ago

I like spam musubi so this doesn’t look completely terrible – a little heavy handed on the ketchup and mustard maybe

[-] MacNCheezus 8 points 4 weeks ago

I agree that it's probably less of an offense against nutrition and more against tradition.

[-] cerement@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

Bastard Cookbook, Antto Melasniemi and Rirkrit Tiravanija (2019)

[-] MacNCheezus 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Pad Thai with macaroni sounds legit (unless you are gluten intolerant).

Curry Pizza has lowkey been a thing for years already. In Sweden they'll also put bananas on it and it's basically a national dish.

I've also had burritos filled with tikka masala and chickpea curry instead of meat, rice and beans.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 weeks ago

Chicken tikka masala pizza 🤤

Just this one chain has nine locations in California:

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 6 points 4 weeks ago

We have a Welsh friend who makes "WeLsh Lasagne"...basically Lasagne with curry.

Italians feel a disturbance in the force every time he makes it...

[-] MacNCheezus 2 points 4 weeks ago

I tried to google this but it doesn't seem to be a "thing", all I found was this recipe which is basically regular lasagna, just made with Welsh beef and cheese, so perhaps this is your friend's own creation?

It doesn't sound repugnant but I require more details. What exactly is in it?

Years ago I was on a school trip in Wales and they fed us Bolognese with mutton instead of beef. This didn't work out too well – at least half of the class ended up praying to the porcelain god that night.

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 2 points 4 weeks ago

Oh yeah it's definitely his own creation...he cooks very well but then again is Welsh (beans on toast, pasties cooked via sunlight they are so pale) so curry makes things exotic.

[-] MacNCheezus 1 points 4 weeks ago

Okay, still need some more details if you please... what kind of curry? What kind of meat? What else is in there I might not expect?

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 1 points 4 weeks ago

Sorry to be vague, but that's just it. Regular ol Lasagne with curry powder.

[-] MacNCheezus 2 points 4 weeks ago

Does the curry powder go in the bolognese or the béchamel?

Probably doesn't matter, sounds like a crime either way. Curried béchamel would probably even be kinda good, but I wouldn't pair it with bolognese.

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

Pretty sure it's with the ground beef boloñesa.

Funny thing, I've never used béchamel in Lasagne before moving to the EU, it was always ricotta with garlic, basil and egg beaten into it, with a splrinkle of shredded mozzarella on the layer.

[-] MacNCheezus 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Yeah, American lasagna is slightly different in that regard. Perhaps they burned the béchamel one too many times.

Also, I'll pass on the curry bolognese. I might be convinced to give this one a try, however.

[-] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 2 points 3 weeks ago

haard pass, ill just have a curry!

[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago

Throw in some hummus and use naan or pita instead of a tortilla and I’m in. (I make these at home because my wife’s not a big falafel fan.

[-] MacNCheezus 1 points 3 weeks ago

You might want to look into making dosas, sounds like they'd be right up your alley.

[-] ValenThyme@reddthat.com 1 points 4 weeks ago

bulgogi burrito from HRD in San francisco is incredible

[-] MacNCheezus 1 points 4 weeks ago

I'll take your word for it.

[-] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago

I’m constantly offended by excessive condiments on everything. One of the worst I’ve seen is Shawarma poutine (here in Canada). Look, you can’t even see the fries!

[-] Muscar@discuss.online 9 points 4 weeks ago

I don't see the issue with excessive condiments, just eat however much you want and they don't suck as much when saved till later (just add more fries or whatever else). Way better than too little, which is more common.

[-] pantyhosewimp@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 4 weeks ago

Sigh. Thanks for giving me a new craving that’s gonna be hard to satisfy.

[-] MacNCheezus 3 points 4 weeks ago

That reminds me of a hilarious Instagram video I saw the other day, but of course I can't find it again now.

[-] coffee_with_cream@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 weeks ago

This looks delicious

[-] jet@hackertalks.com 8 points 4 weeks ago
[-] MacNCheezus 6 points 4 weeks ago

Now that would make it a proper crime.

[-] ghostblackout@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Is that a fucking Sushi dog

[-] MacNCheezus 4 points 4 weeks ago

Yes Watson, that does indeed appear to be the case.

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

Raw dogging as its known.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

And Belgium is like: "Choose the cultural appropriation to spray over your fries"

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 2 points 4 weeks ago

Well, France stole the fries. Seems fair to me.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Honestly I can't tell if this would be objectively okay or not.

[-] variants@possumpat.io 1 points 4 weeks ago

It's tough, the 9nly thing off is the rice but I'm not sure rice is good with ketchup

[-] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 weeks ago

Heavily depends on what else you're adding to the rice, but it's not bad.

My question about this strange combination is how are you supposed to eat it? As soon as you cut the hotdog, all the rice is gonna be pushed to the sides, meaning you're gonna have to reassemble it after it's essentially turned into a very strange stir-fry.

If you want to lay the hotdog on top like that, I think it'd be better pre-chopped, so you can grab a forkful of everything.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

This causes me fear and arousal.

[-] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

As expected of SatansMaggotyCumFart

[-] BraveSentry@feddit.de 3 points 4 weeks ago

I want sushi!

We have sushi at home.

[-] MacNCheezus 6 points 4 weeks ago
[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

Hackepeterbrötchen!

[-] quilan@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

I think I'd actually be down to try this, with a little bit lighter condiments.

[-] MacNCheezus 2 points 4 weeks ago

Hey, it's a free country! Knock yourself out.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

This looks like shit until you view it through the eyes of a seven year old. My kid would lose it for this.

[-] MacNCheezus 1 points 4 weeks ago

Sounds like you know what to do then.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

Too much work, he'll lose it for a regular hot dog too

[-] MacNCheezus 2 points 4 weeks ago

Haha alright then

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 weeks ago

Come on, instead of rice it should have been a puffed rice marshmallow treat.

[-] Hello_Kitty_enjoyer@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

so what's Australian sushi then

[-] cobysev@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I've known this as "redneck sushi."

this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2024
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