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[–] CoolerOpposide@hexbear.net 43 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] plinky@hexbear.net 39 points 3 months ago

sends golan to eurovision

loses golan heights

its like poetry

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 37 points 3 months ago

kissinger-beg-mercy please kill every single IDF soldiers and throw their bodies into some hole so their family can’t parade the corpses of imperialists and capture their sperm

[–] MattsAlt@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm sure the guys standing in open windows or too scared to leave their tanks against a less trained and starved guerilla force will do great against a better equipped military force. Isn'treal should start now

[–] LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago

The IOF paper tiger is begging to be exposed at this point.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Hezbollah are actually scary. They do the wild shit you see in video games. But in real life. With no respawn. Like bold and fearless shit. Hiding in holes for hours with a buddy to pop out and have one guy run at a passing tank to plop a bomb on it and run back while another shoots an rpg at said bomb so the combination pierces through the reactive armor kind of shit. Then actually getting away with it to do it again.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 32 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The IDF is taking so long to prepare so as to give their soldiers time to piss and shit themselves dry at the prospect of facing Hezbollah again.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago (1 children)

the iof 18 year old colonels weren't even born during last lebanon operation, thus offer fresh view into the operational theater.

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

IDF general staff meetings be like "I yield the floor to the Admiral of the Navy, who has just finished his bottle."

[–] D61@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

the sounds of Velcro shoe straps being adjusted fills the auditorium

[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 22 points 3 months ago

Probably working on perfecting their cum extraction methods.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Honestly I think Israel is too settler brained for their own good. They're gonna keep provoking shit till they pick a fight they can't handle.

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

They already can’t handle Hamas. Turns out the anti Zionist project was the stupid decisions made along the way.

[–] lemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.ml 29 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Here it comes. Massive regional conflict in 3... 2....

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago

2.... 2.... 2.... 2.... 2.... 2....

[–] Dr_Gabriel_Aby@hexbear.net 23 points 3 months ago

I feel like the one thing that could completely reunite Lebanese people is an Israeli offensive, so I guess thanks for that…

[–] blobjim@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago

waiting for Uncle Sam to give the green light

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are they really so confident they can win a regional war?

Looking fowards to seeing Hezbollah, Syrian, Rojavan, and Turkish brigades aimed in the same direction for the first time ever.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

50k soldiers pissing their pants because Hezbollah is capturing and killing them coming soon to a media outlet near you.

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

That is legitimately stupid I wouldn’t be surprised if Lebanon invades northern Israel.

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

Yeah the decision is to try and move the Lebanon border to Turkey.