"surely there is a reason it's like that."
Google: "it's so you can look at the shit better."
I thought you were joking
bruh they're not? wtf danemark?
It's good to look at your poop every now and then so you can make sure there's no blood in it, etc. Various things wrong with your stool is a potential sign of ulcers, polyps, cancer, etc.
It's good to look at your poop every now and then so you can make sure there's no blood in it, etc
this is especially true for westoids
Sadly i exclusively eat beets, so I will never know if I'm bleeding out the ass
Netherlands
emphasis not mine, but google for some reason
Also protects you from Poseidon's Kiss as far as I have experienced.
What if the log youre pushing out of the assembly line is big enough to hit the wall and still have plenty left in the factory?
It seems cruel to give the poop a little shelf when it's just going to get swept away anyway
💩 
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.
BRACE FOR THE TIDAL WAVE
It's downright dangerous in my opinion. Some of the dumps I deposit would be utterly immovable if given a shelf to adhere to.
If there's one thing I actually appreciate zizek for its for enlightening me with his story of toilets in the u.s, France, and germany
That was my joke zizek stole it told it in a bar in Vienna when I was 17
Well there's your first mistake, you were in Australia
No it was the Slovenian who I was hanging out with who was in Australia.
It's rude to call zizek slovenly after hanging out with him in East Anglia
I’ve always wanted to go fishing
Why would you play with goldfish? Hasn't your mother ever told you not to play with your food?
What can I say, I’m a bad boy 
You're a batboy? Wasn't there a video game about you sometime in the past?
Several in fact the first one came out in 1848
Charging $18.48 per copy is a steal in this day and age
I know
While we are on the topic is true that murican toilets bowls are almost complety filled with water
i've literally dipped my dick into toilet water before
and let me be clear i do not have some kind of enormous monster cock
Yeah wasting water is a tradition and you can see that live on to this day in our toilets
Older ones are, they switched that out decades ago though.
@DankZedong@lemmygrad.ml this real?
Yeah it's pretty common to have a shit platform in Dutch homes. I think my parents have at least one.
Oh damn, once again my soul cries for those of us who were assigned toilet cleaners at birth.
It’s called the poop shelf
peupenshoolf*
neuken whijl i peupen
peupen in die kuchen
You will take my poopshelf from my cold, dead hands.
The AC Slater
Didn't Zizek have a funny analysis about this?
Can't believe nobody posted 
on toilets
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