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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] Bo7a@lemmy.ca 49 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Some eye bleach to help you recover from this atrocity.

[–] MacNCheezus 10 points 5 months ago

Thank you for your service.

[–] pipows 4 points 5 months ago

God bless you

[–] orangeNgreen@lemmy.world 40 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

This makes me rethink my stance on capital punishment. The picture made me actually shudder.

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 30 points 5 months ago

I don't always quote the Bible for relevance, but when I do it's Jeremiah 48:26:

Make him drunk, for he has become arrogant toward the Lord; so Moab will wallow in his vomit, and he also will become a laughingstock.

[–] UndulyUnruly@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

No parole board will have mercy. May Louis Maillard himself rise and aim down the sight to avenge this vexatious fiasco.

[–] LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago

I won't even step in the way if any vegans wanna step in here. Do what you gotta. It's 100% justifiable

[–] dankm@lemmy.ca 16 points 5 months ago

Way to make that cow die in vain.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is the kind of they should send people to prison for

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh don't worry, they'll serve their sentence on the shitter

[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

The steak. The steak said you couldn't do that. I mean, look at it!

[–] LazerFX@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago

What did Maillard do to you that you avoided it so hard?

[–] Soku@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Is that "steak" served with half a raw onion?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Sous vide before searing

[–] The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org 2 points 5 months ago

Ah, the ol English style of cooking by sunlight

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

That looks more like it was dipped in boiling water for a few seconds. I don’t even know if a microwave could even make it that pasty looking.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Almost as bad as eating pizza with a knife and fork

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

I had a friend that used chopsticks

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago

Hey you try eating the combo abomination my dad always orders without one.

[–] baggins@beehaw.org 1 points 5 months ago

One sodding mushroom? Tight git.