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[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 23 points 4 days ago

Wouldn't normally post something like this but "Cum-Ex scandal" is too funny to pass up.

[-] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

blasted the prosecutors

soviet-bashful

[-] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

found too infirm to stand trial

sorry kamala, he already did

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 12 points 3 days ago

scholz rn: what a happy coinkydink oh-shit

[-] Optimus_Subprime@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[-] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2024
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