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[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So like where do they put it? Do they break it down into non metal, does it get placed elsewhere, or leech back into the soil from their corpse?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 months ago (3 children)

They accumulate it in a specific organ, but they aren't magical alchemy machines. It stays in their bodies until they die, then they decompose and it goes back into the ground.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

they aren't magical alchemy machines

Biggest disappointment of this week.

[–] Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So it's more like moving heavy metal from soil?

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Yeah, unless you're going around and picking up all the tiny little bugs, you're not really doing anything to fix the pollution..

[–] oce@jlai.lu 8 points 3 months ago

Need a new survival craft game where you can tame isopods to collect precious metals.

[–] BronxLens@lemm.ee 18 points 3 months ago

While isopods can sequester heavy metals within their bodies, this is a temporary solution. Upon their death and decomposition, the heavy metals are released back into the soil, so they do not permanently remove these contaminants from the environment.

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You just know some weirdo millionaire is gonna try and train them to go eat heavy metal and shit someplace useful.

And I’m not even mad, probably the most environmentally friendly mining operation…

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I don't recommend anyone buy any of them, but one of the books (or possibly short stories? It's been a while) in the Ender series by OSC kind of touches on that.

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You shouldn't eat precious minerals little loot bug!

[–] dwemthy@lemdro.id 6 points 3 months ago

I killed an isopod, and I'm not so proud about it!

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

This is one of my all time favourite comics thanks for posting x

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are isopods the scientific name for pill bugs, aka roly-polies?

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Isopod (Isopoda) is the order they are in.

Armadillidium vulgare is a common species. But there are probably hundreds of species that share the same nickname because most people don't know the differences.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

So it's the isopods' fault that the band sold out. They were much cooler when they were underground.