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Murderous Intent (lemmy.world)
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[-] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 75 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Henry Ford's right hand man had uneven steps in his home as a defense mechanism. he fell down them and died while drunk (apparently this is urban legend)

[-] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 days ago

I think they do that in castles steps as well. To slow down invading.

[-] BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago

I enjoy the idea that some shitass mason hated whatever king hired him, built all the stairs as quickly and poorly as possible, and then to save his ass later had to be all "oh hmm yes the stairs? That's a feature actually" and somehow it winds up catching on

[-] wischi@programming.dev 19 points 2 days ago

I think they did that in castles, because it's generally pretty hard to build castles. If the enemy is inside the walls you are practically done anyway.

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

It could be...

Most areas in the US have that as a building code violation for the safety issue of it. Usually, there's a "first" when any regulation regarding inherent safety is created.

[-] wischi@programming.dev 8 points 2 days ago

Sounds like an urban legend. Who do you mean anyway? James Couzens? Harry Bennett? Charles Sorensen? His son Edsel? They all died of natural causes.

[-] pelletbucket@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

every time the story comes back up it takes me ages to figure out who I was talking about again. I can never remember the name, but he was featured in an episode of last podcast on the left

[-] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

You are talking about Henry Bennett. This is a myth though. While he did have stairs like that, he died in a care home after years of declining health. His actual cause of death wasn't announced, but it was likely because he had been in rapid decline for years and just before going into the care home, had a stroke.

[-] LodeMike 5 points 2 days ago

Skill issue

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 51 points 2 days ago

It's like camouflage, but for stairs.

[-] davel@lemmy.ml 45 points 2 days ago
[-] ProstheticBrain@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

Yeah? Well this is razzle dazzle camo I think we all know who'll be seen last.

[-] yuri@pawb.social 36 points 2 days ago

There’s a full 2 stair drop at the bottom on the right side, that’s downright malicious.

[-] xthexder@l.sw0.com 15 points 2 days ago

Damn, I didn't even see that until you pointed it out. I would have died.

[-] ace_garp@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Most frequently used handrail in town.

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago

Took me a long time to understand this was stairs!

[-] Jf2540@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

Just had a thought, make them more dangerous add cat's.

[-] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

The pattern should look like Legos with Lego pieces randomly placed everywhere.

[-] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

This looks like a step in the wrong direction.

[-] jettrscga@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Definitely not a step up. I don't think...

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 15 points 2 days ago

This is the art level of fuckery, making it this bad was definitely harder than making it okay

[-] JulesTheModest@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

In the game Ultima 3, one of the most difficult bosses is the floor!

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

carpet doesn't kill people, interior designers kill people

[-] tacofox@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

I experienced phantom ankle sprains just looking at this picture. That last half-step physically hurt me.

[-] Ioughttamow@kbin.run 13 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Is this that non-Euclidean geometry that lovecraft was banging on about?

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Lawsuit incoming

[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

At least tell me I got hit with "silence brand" so I can post a new meme 😭

[-] sukhmel@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Oh cool. New nightmare setting... thanks.

[-] jordanlund@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

"Who was your designer? Hannibal Lecter?"

[-] ouRKaoS 2 points 2 days ago

Should go full YOLO and put carpet like that on witches stairs

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