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Anon saves his virginity (lemmy.today)
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[–] notanaltaccount@lemmy.world 92 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I hope they bump into each other in 5 years and unexpectedly fall in love.

[–] Huschke@programming.dev 28 points 4 months ago

If that isn't a great romcom premise, I don't know what is.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 82 points 4 months ago (1 children)

*yore

[–] pelya@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

*yo'ure

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

*yo'u're

[–] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 67 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And that slut's name?

Albert Einstein.

[–] jaykay@lemmy.zip 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And then everyone clapped

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No. Didn't you read? No one got clapped.

[–] jaykay@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 months ago

Oh yeah, cos OP is clapped

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world 45 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Fake: you're

Gay: dude probably prefers dudes, which is awesome. Hope he's gettin infinity dickens.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or maybe he's just 17. Like, sure lots of people are fucking by then, but maybe he wants to do it with someone he's emotionally attached to, and hasn't found someone he's compatible with and mutually interested in.

Or maybe just ace.

Like, it's not like it's weird to not have had sex before 17. When I was 17 I was very much bisexual (still am), but I wouldn't have fucked someone that my friends just payed to fuck me.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 3 points 4 months ago

I don't think it's even that complicated...

Western society says men need an excuse to turn down sex. That it has to be a matter of attraction or morals or something

You can just not be feeling it. There doesn't have to be a reason

[–] Chewmungus@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

TIL if you don’t lose your virginity heterosexually by 17 then you’re probably gay, which is still awesome