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[–] StrongHorseWeakNeigh@lemmy.world 277 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Fake Ben Shapiro tweets are always hilarious

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 193 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Such a plausible thing for him to say I didn't even question it.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 45 points 4 months ago

I want to believe

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't even have to be plausible to be funny. Anything read in his goblin voice is funny.

"Let's say for the sake of this argument in a theoretical hole, under the ground, there lived let's say a hobbit..."

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[–] ArbiterXero@lemmy.world 101 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I literally came to the comments to find out if it was real or not.

Because quite frankly, I would probably believe either way .

[–] db2@lemmy.world 56 points 4 months ago

I wouldn't believe he'd have stopped there.

[–] Ranvier@sopuli.xyz 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I ate the onion on this one for a second.

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[–] LodeMike 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

Like the others, I didn't think it was fake.

This is the guy who doesn't think aroused women have wet vaginas after all.

https://www.jezebel.com/wet-pussy-stumps-ben-shapiro-1844678613

And his wife is a doctor too.

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[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 194 points 4 months ago (8 children)

I feel sheepish saying it but I wish even these obvious fakes were marked as parody in tiny little font somewhere

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 49 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah without it at a certain point they start giving cover for the heinous shit he actually says and advocates for.

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[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You shouldnt feel sheepish about it.

I've already seen people using these fake tweets that everything thinks is soooo funny being use to defend and handwave the shit he actually says.

but why use brains and care about common sense when some stupid fucklechuckles get a giggle.

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[–] Subnet64@lemmy.world 56 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] LodeMike 36 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)
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[–] pigup@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

There are two big reasons why this picture is incomplete (that provide supple context to OP's post).

[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 54 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's funny because his sister looks like someone gender bent him and gave him a proper skin care routine

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

I mean, in fairness Ben Shapiros looks are possibly the least offensive thing about literally everything else about him.

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[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 48 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 28 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (8 children)

He’s Jewish tho, so he’s not.

Also, he’s a fascist

E: reworded for accuracy

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[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 39 points 4 months ago

Dear lord, please smite twitter and all on it so that we may be cleansed from the unholy content it exposes us to πŸ‘πŸ˜”

[–] cheesecakecat@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] LodeMike 9 points 4 months ago

I don't understand

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 months ago

You can only use stalker memes if you make a stalker community. Best political discourse ever, fight me.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ben the perv assuming everyone else is a perv as well.

[–] LodeMike 20 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Im pretty sure this isn't real.

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 43 points 4 months ago

But it's clearly from a Verifiedβ„’ Account!

[–] hk_a@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

How sure, exactly?

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[–] HRDS_654@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

~~".... Maybe you steal her underwear a couple times..." No Ben. No we don't.~~

Regardless of it being the fake, the fact that so many (including me) thought it was real speaks volumes.

[–] LapGoat@pawb.social 12 points 4 months ago

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah

fuck ben shapino but also this is relevant

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[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 23 points 4 months ago

This dude thinks all the pornhub titles are real doesn't he?

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

Every accusation is a confession...

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago

Hey now, you just can't call him "Benny" out of the blue. His birth name was Benjamin. That's what he should be called. That's exactly according to his own rules he's espousing. /very sarcastic of course

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

Talking about exerting control over impulses and the impulse to post this shit.

[–] kelargo@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Pretty sure this is when Twitter let everyone buy checkmarks so you had a lot of tweets like this.

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[–] AWittyUsername@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago

Sounds like he's speaking from experience of both scenarios.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] LodeMike 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yes that's the joke. It's funny making fun of right wingers :)))

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[–] wolfeh@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

~~Well, I've just learned more about his search history and interests.~~

This post is fake, but let's face it... even when I believed it, it wasn't a surprise at all.

[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 months ago
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