replied by proclaiming, "You gotta give 'em that 'hawk tuah' and spit on that thang", referring to expectorating on a man's penis to lubricate it before oral sex

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[–] Starlet@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

[–] insurgentrat@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

That's honestly one of my favourite jokes on Wikipedia.

[–] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

this is just cop talk, lmao

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

A wikipedia-involved equivocating.

[–] booty@hexbear.net 21 points 3 months ago

Huh. Pretty sure this page does not meet the notability requirement and will probably be deleted at some point.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 3 months ago

Most wikipedians are the embodiment of a nerd emoji 🤓

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Expectoration? Ain't that a spell from Harry Potter?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Nerds will fight over this.

[–] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I fucking hate this shit so much, this meme has actually been really disgusting to me

If anyone spits on my dick I'm getting up and leaving, that shit is super gross idc

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 25 points 3 months ago (4 children)

If you're getting a blowjob you're gonna get saliva on your dick regardless.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

Bit idea: the Three Gorges Dental Dam, offering protection with Chinese characteristics

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

"Hawk tuah" sounds like somebody trying to spit phlegm out of their throat though.

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

If you're having vaginal sex you're gonna get mucus on your dick regardless. Sometimes you just need a lil' loogiebrication to get things started.

[–] GaveUp@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

it's not good head unless there's a pool of saliva collecting underneath

[–] nocturnedragonite@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Yeah no shit I'm talking about spitting like that

[–] Binette@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Based

[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

a wikipedia edit of skateboarding trick: nobody likes it because it looks like ass -> unpopular due to its low visual appeal