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[–] Meltrax@lemmy.world 71 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

To take your question slightly more seriously: Victoria's Secret is a brand that mostly exists for men to ogle the female models.

So... Calvin Klein, maybe? Not quite the same number of women ogling the male underwear models but, seems as close as we will get.

[–] Nemo@midwest.social 13 points 1 month ago

Calvin Klein was my answer, too.

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] sunzu@kbin.run 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] LilDumpy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Victor's unsolicited dick pics

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[–] CrimeDad@lemmy.crimedad.work 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Dudes can shop at Victoria Secret. It's okay.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wish. Nothing even comes close to fitting me.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They have a fat section now

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do they have a 198cm section too?

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Lol. No that's my height.

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[–] protist@mander.xyz 35 points 1 month ago (5 children)

These are the straightest answers I have ever seen. I expected better from Lemmy.

Here are two options for you:

https://bodyaware.com/

https://2xist.com/

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's not a real Victoria's Secret alternative unless it's mass produced, expensive as fuck, made of tissue paper, and about two sizes too small

Otherwise it's just sparkling secret

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Holy shit the image that loads in on the first page... Glorious.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago

Oh my goodness, is that man's house made out of stairs!

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fully body blue thingy?

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Your goddamn right. Loud and proud, cheeks hanging out.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah that is quite an image ngl

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Thank you fellow queer

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[–] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 month ago

It's obviously Under Armour, has the same kinda historical pun to it when you don't think about it too deep. I'm assuming Victoria Secret is accentuating femininity while under armour promotes masculinity.

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

I was genuinely confused by this question. I was thinking Victoria's Secret IS the men's version lol

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Meundies male line is basically, what if we took the soft stretchy fabric used exclusively in women's clothing but cut it it to fit the outie genital people.

[–] dumples@midwest.social 4 points 1 month ago

I love my meundies. My favorite underwear

[–] ssm@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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Victor's Clandestine Closet

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago
[–] doggle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

Harbor freight

[–] LodeMike 12 points 1 month ago

Ace Hardware?

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] walden@sub.wetshaving.social 10 points 1 month ago (6 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, that link's gonna stay unclicked for me.

[–] goldenbug@fedia.io 13 points 1 month ago
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[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

There's literally a guy in a Borat mankini, with a fake mustache, bushy wig, and sunglasses to complete the look.

He looks like one of those cheap Halloween store costumes.

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Barry's sack'o'balls

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

NAPA Auto Parts

Unfortunately, Victoria's Secret is the men's version of Victoria's Secret.

[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 9 points 1 month ago
[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 8 points 1 month ago

Victoria’s Secret

Andrew Christian

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I don't know how to think about this, if a Victoria's Secret catalog arrives in our mailbox, I hand it to my husband to peruse. Like extremely softcore porn? I don't think it's for me.

So if you are asking about menswear for a female gaze? Hmm. Maybe the athletic wear catalogs. So like Under Armour website has all these hot male athletes as models, someplace like that.

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[–] mozz@mbin.grits.dev 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Serious answer: Sharp haircut and good suit

(Assuming you are generally fit, capable to make eye contact, generally meet the basics in addition)

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Best I can do is male pattern baldness.

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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Like, Underwear? The only thing I can think of is Calvin Klein, although I think they have women's clothing as well.

Anyway, I don't know if there's really "men's lingerie", and if there really isn't.... Well, what a disappointment.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

There is, trying to find it again.

Edit: I don't think this is what I was thinking of, but here: https://www.candymanfashion.com/

[–] Ziggurat@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The various protein powder they sell to "athlete"

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