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[–] Doesntpostmuch@possumpat.io 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The world needs more Godzilla memes.

[–] MacNCheezus 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)
[–] cheddar@programming.dev 8 points 3 months ago

Hulk is big and his power was amplified thanks to the radiation ✅

Godzilla is big and its power was amplified thanks to the radiation ✅

It checks out.

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus 15 points 3 months ago
[–] nifty@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Not even sure if that's the worst version of godzilla anymore now that he's pink

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Godzilla doesn't give a shit about you. Get off your extremely high Godzilla shaped horse.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

King Kong appreciation society

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Godzilla forgives you for saying this.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

In Godzilla We Trust

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Watched Godzilla minus one, Godzilla only cares about you in the ways of being a tasty snack

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I listened to a preacher preach about how our lives wouldn't have any meaning if a divine being doesn't exist that has a plan for all of us.

I believe Godzilla is that divine being, and his plan for us all is to be his snacks!

Praise the great lizard! 🙏🙌

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Wouldn't that mean that poor god's existence has no meaning, since there's no even more divine being that has a plan for him?

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

No no, god gets their meaning from super-god, and super-god gets their meaning from super-duper god, etc

It's gods all the way down

And on the bottom, holding everything up, is Godzilla (praise be)

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 points 3 months ago

Take me dark stranger!

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 1 points 3 months ago

But I care about my partner and I call her a tasty snack...

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

As someone who has accepted godzilla as his personal savior, I will pray for you.

[–] MacNCheezus 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

So he DOES care...

[–] Doesntpostmuch@possumpat.io 1 points 3 months ago

Are we the tasty treats?

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You know how you can tell that Godzilla believes in you? He hasn't stomped or chomped you yet.

[–] MacNCheezus 5 points 3 months ago
[–] zerofk@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

My life would make baby Godzilla cry.