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[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 59 points 2 months ago (1 children)

literal shitpost. I don't really get what the problem is. I don't obsessively listen to what the people next to me are doing... I try to avoid thinking about that.

[–] proctonaut@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shat next to a deaf guy once. Really made me think about the world.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago

The person intently listening to what another person is doing on the toilet is calling the person who's minding their (pun intended) business in what they think is private a psychopath. Nice.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 40 points 2 months ago

How you even knowing what's going on in the stall next to you? Focus on your own shit

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

That's why I don't wipe 👍

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I do this, but it's nothing weird. I just like to finish at the same time so I can say a quick hello to my stall partner to remember the brief moment we shared.

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you did this to me, I think I would call the police

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

How else do you stay in touch with your poop pals?

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

All always "hell yeah brother!" as I'm pushin logs

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 months ago

New life goal

[–] tabularasa@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Man, sorry, this is me. I can push out an entire shit in like 9 seconds.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Who the fuck is actually taking a shit in a public toilet?!?

That's literally a life or death situation, nobody actually does this, do they?

[–] pipe01@programming.dev 25 points 2 months ago

Sometimes you don't have a choice

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I feel very badly for your poor colon.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I shit in the morning. I thenceforth do not have to worry about shitting throughout the whole day.

I worry about your diet

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're supposed to poop more than one time a day!

I worry about your colon!

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Three times per day to three times per week is considered “normal.” You’re both fine.

https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/17791-frequent-bowel-movements

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

When I have to take a shit and there's a toilet, i shit.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Purge the bowels, cleanse the soul

[–] Ilovemyirishtemper@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I'm with you. It's a massive faux pas for women to shit in a public bathroom. You only do it when absolutely necessary. Not sure how it goes in the men's room though. I'm also not saying that it's healthy, but society be like that sometimes.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My biggest fear. That's why I only shit at home or in a room I paid for.

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Free bathrooms are often the most judgemental

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago

Better that than screaming as you poop.