German Unification was a mistake
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2024
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GDR should have taken over FRG, not the other way around.
Simple 
solution
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Bring back the DDR
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The western part can become the HRE
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What is left of ukraine can join the HRE. Lvov will be known as Lemberg once more and given to some inbred sausage eaters
This is too cruel for Ukraine.
Germany was a mistake
Sadly literally the same defense used by the perpetrators of the Haditha massacre in Iraq; one of the guys who participated (and ordered?) going door to door and killing families (yes, including gunning down children) said in his defense that he was doing it to protect his men (and his punishment? A reduction in rank and a paycut).
Also, when a country has to say, or allude to, that bombing a school was justified in self defense, it's time to take a timeout and get some serious therapy; if you're Germany and Nazism is your history, it's time to take a timeout forever and stay out of world affairs; in fact the rest of us need to just basically stick a giant dome over the country and hope when we get back to it in 1,000 years we don't end up with an even worse batch of Nazis.
Germany needs reeducation.
We never met a genocide we didn't like!
The Trueanon series What's Up with Germany delves into the paradoxical relationship of German support for Israel and is a very good listen
Retvrn to tradition, Voltaire's Nightmare edition. The German phrenology craves an overwhelming mishmash of disparate microstates with varying degrees of de facto independence using an insane variety of governmental models. The Archbishopric of Bremen yearns to be recreated. The Free City of Ulm cries out for freedom. The Grand Duchy of Mecklenburg-Schwerin will restore order to the mess that is Germany.
Ach! Genocide! Dasch ist gut!
The german ""person"" cackles, spilling their oversized oktoberfest mug of the worst swill you ever had the misfortune of drinking all over their windows vista (windows 7 and up were banned due to housing violent media such as Team Fortress TwoTM)
ACH! NEIN! MEIN COMPOOTERSTEIN!!!
The german cries, knowing that to repair the machine, he would have to spend €999999 to the regional politician, "Adolf Nothitler", and an extra 20% of that sale goes directly to his political party "Super Israel Fanclub" for the licensure of owning a machine that could spread antisemetism (statistics of palestinian civilians killed)
Let me guess, the community note just says "It was justified."
I miss the DDR
There wasn't a single combatant at that school
Prussian empire/Germany was a big mistake.
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