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everything is energy, prove me wrong

[–] LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't be fooled by CERN, LHC's true purpose is time travel. El Psy Kongroo.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

I thought it was contacting Amanda*.

* I meant to write aliens, but gboard gave them a name. Gboard, Amanda thanks you for your respect.

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Also, all the scientists "accidentally" making the same mistake as the BBC proves that intelligence doesn't necessitate maturity 😉

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What's immature about it? Penis fencing is a respectable mating ritual among flat worms.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 month ago

I thought this thumbnail was two pugs at first...

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I didn't mean it in a disparaging way. I love some immature humor myself, having a mental age of anywhere between 8 and 69 depending on my mood and the situation 😁

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

I mean maturity is a social construct

[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

I dunno, they might not be looking in the right place. Have they tried Mystic Mary's Crystal Emporium?

[–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is the LHC experimenting on crystals?

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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago

Don't let Big Particle fool you! Invest in Light Matter today

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I and a lot of other people use crystal bracelet to help us sync up with other people. Even if we're apart for days, we can show up exactly at the same place at the same moment if our crystals are vibrating at the same frequency.

How do you explain that?

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Is that frequency something you can control or measure? Do you agree on a shared "let's meet" frequency you set it to, and if the other happens to have it set to that as well, you end up meeting? Or is it more of a random chance thing, like running into each other in places you both frequent at coincidentally matching times and deciding it must be the bracelets' doing?

Or am I falling for a joke?

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

Tides come in, tides go out. Can’t explain that

[–] Infinite@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] HumongousChungus@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

The Large Hadron Collider at CERN is the most complex and sensitive particle physics experiment ever constructed. If it hasn't found evidence for "dark matter" or "cosmic strings", some billion-dollar camera you stick in space is not gonna do it either.

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