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[–] Icalasari@fedia.io 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is so cruel to even SUGGEST!

Poor worm would STARVE in Cheeto's head cavity!

[–] B1naryB0t@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 year ago

The original brain worm actually did starve in RFK

[–] SGG@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Trump could honestly use the restorative powers of a Goa'uld given what he looks like at the moment.

Also, if I had to pick, I would probably prefer Goa'uld rule to be honest.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

Maga, kree!

[–] Potatisen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol, that was an unexpected reference.

[–] sanpo@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago

Was it? When I read the tweet I was actually suprised this wasn't posted in some Stargate shitposting community!

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 year ago
[–] acosmichippo@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (3 children)

are we sure trump doesn’t already have one?

[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I came here to say exactly this. Granted, I don’t think Trump is an eat roadkill and questionably sourced pork kind of guy.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

His brain worms are more discerning.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

The poor thing probably died from cocaine overdose

It tried to escape after his assassination attempt, which is why he wore the ear-bandage for so long.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So, sorta like in Animorphs when Visser 3 wants a new host body?

[–] emptyother@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I realize this post is 3 weeks old and Animorphs is basically ancient...

... but ... did any one in the books, at any point, make a beef yeerky pun?

[–] emptyother@programming.dev 2 points 11 months ago

Too long, I cant remember. But it would be criminal if Marco didnt ever say a single beef yeerky pun.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

Holy shit, an Animorph reference. Today is gonna be a good day.

[–] cevn@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

My thoughts exactly

[–] Whirling_Cloudburst@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

I hear the worm is three feet long and takes nearly a minute to pass to a new host. Loud slimy wet sounds occur the whole time up to several yards away. Reports of inaudible ultrasonic squealing was picked up by more specialized instruments including the occasional clicks and buzzes. Its unknown how they communicate with the swarm at a long distance however, but their collective behavior is unnerving to say the least.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Don’t blame me, I voted for brain worm.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Adults can’t leave their host, you have to use a baby from a mature female.

A Ceti Eel from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, being held down so a baby eel can be extracted from its back.

[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Usually parasitic worms are spread ass to mouth.

[–] taladar@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So how does that apply to two people who are talking out of their ass?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

An intermediary or two

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm kinda surprised the democrats weren't able to offer him something in exchange for staying in

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml -5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

>implying Democrats want to win

[–] chtk@feddit.nl 3 points 1 year ago

🎶 Previously on BrainDead! 🎶

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

It's dead jim. I'm not a magician!

[–] DannyMac@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it