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[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 166 points 2 weeks ago

Her character gave the impression of being in her thirties with a doctorate and tons of experience, regardless how old the actress was. In the books she was apparently in her "late twenties" so that reasonably tracks.

[–] rocky1138@sh.itjust.works 85 points 2 weeks ago

Dude I legit thought she was like 40 and was the secret parents of the kids with the dude

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 68 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Wasnt she introduced as Dr. Ellie Satler? She completed her doctorate in paleobiology before 24 and she outran a velociraptor!

[–] errer@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

If you graduate college at 21, you could possibly finish your PhD by 24…would definitely be a bit of a rush but maybe in the Jurassic Park universe there’s so much demand for those sorts of experts that they fast-tracked it.

[–] redhorsejacket@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Dr. Ellie Satler is in her late twenties, according to the book. Laura Dern, the actress, was simply playing older than she actually was. Also, in the context of these films, Jurassic Park's operations were still a tightly held secret at the time Dr. Satler would have been obtaining her credentials.

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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 58 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wasn’t Sigourney Weaver in her early 20s when she played the sensible cat lady in Alien?

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

Sigourney was 29 during the filming of the first Alien film.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How would you describe The Fifth Element?

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Creepy old guy grooms young girl.

[–] BlucifersVeinyAnus@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

That describes most of Luc Besson’s movies, doesn’t it?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They had to chaperone Natalie Portman when she was working with him to keep her safe. He’s, shall we say, a well-known missing stair.

[–] frunch@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Missing stair is a very interesting and aptly-named phenomenon. TIL not only about that, but about Portman needing a chaperone around that guy! Thank you x2!

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[–] SupraMario@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Willis/Pacino/De Nero all have that same thing in a bunch of movies.

Actress is like 20, they're in their late 40s/50s

Just rewatched heat. Really good movie, but De Nero was 50+ with the actress he was supposed to be in love with...she was 20 something. It's just fucking weird, dude was old enough to be her father, and not the "I had a kid when I was 16" either.

[–] moon@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Off-screen, Pacino is 84 and currently dating a 30 year old. A 20/30 year age gap on-screen seems quaint by comparison

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[–] confusedbytheBasics@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Obviously the age difference is weird but was Korbin creepy? I remember him being super chill and circumstances kind of forced them together without either him or Lelu really leaning into it.

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

It’s less the actions of the character himself and more the general dynamic between the two that’s rather odd.

Primarily the dynamic of the being both a mentor/father figure AND a lover to a woman who has quite literally just been born.

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

There's a few interesting YouTube documentaries on the topic of "born sexy yesterday"

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[–] 1hitsong@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago

Even better than the first 4!

[–] jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Because she looks way older than 23 here.

[–] phx@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago

She also acted very mature for her age.

"girl" is still misleading. At 23 she was still a woman and adult,just a younger woman than one might have assumed

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[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 49 points 2 weeks ago

because the character she played has a doctorate.

This just in, Hollywood make-up can make you look like whatever age the script wants.

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Some people just have a mature looking face even when they are young. And they will look the same age for pretty much their whole life

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 32 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Like James May, who's looked mid forties for about forty years.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

Weirdly accurate

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[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Yeah but why does this only apply to people born before the 80s? I've never seen a 20-something in the 2000s and beyond who looked 40+, not the way I've seen older people when they were young. I blame leaded gasoline.

[–] a9cx34udP4ZZ0@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

You haven't been looking hard enough, and hollywood doesn't cast them anymore. I work with someone who is 23 and looks like she's 38, I expect she's going to look the exact same age for the next 25 years.

Hair cuts and clothing also make a huge difference. They had her dressed like a late 80s mom.

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[–] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Not only that, but her character was mature too.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As a young man of 8 years old when the film came out, her legs in those shorts awoke something in me

[–] NecroParagon@lemm.ee 12 points 2 weeks ago

Reading the book, you'd think Crichton felt the same way. He mentions it a suspicious amount.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I remember watching that scene where she fisted the pile of shit when I was a kid and it woke something in me.

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 weeks ago

Better put that back to sleep and let it rest bro

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

costume, hair and makeup. the same way we make assumptions about age IRL. you know how you look at old photos and see people in highschool looking like your parents? because your parents were probably in highschool around that time and they dressed and styled a certain way and you associated that with your parents' age.

[–] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As I age I'm blown away when I look back at people I used to watch back in the day and see their age.

Random but this wrestler, the big boss man was my favorite when I was a kid, he was wrestling Hogan back in the 80s and went all the way into 2001 or so before retiring. He died a few years later at the age of 41. Meaning when he was wrestling Hogan in the 80s he was like in his early 20s

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And then you’ve got guys like this. I remember seeing some ancient old dudes when I was a kid. My toddler is obsessed with 60s music these days and it blows my mind when I see this video now. I see babies.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is it just me or are those guitars oversized? Also the composition of everything just looks... wrong. If you told me this was a photoshop montage, I'd believe you

[–] skooma_king@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They’re both hollow-body guitars, which are normally a bit larger, so they’re normal size for their type.

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[–] Gestrid@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sorry, what?!

[–] gwildors_gill_slits@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait, does this mean she actually was a teenager in Blue Velvet? I always kind if assumed she was a 20-something playing a teenager in that movie.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like she was 19 when that movie released, maybe younger whenever it was filmed.

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One might infer the filming preceded release, so yes indeed she would have been younger! (I've been sick and slightly delirious, don't mind me being ornery)

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[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

the "founding fathers" of the US were all in their early 20s.

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago

A few were, not all, in 1776 -

Thomas Jefferson was 33 John Adams was 40 George Washington was 44 Samuel Adams was 53 Benjamin Franklin was 70

[–] mark3748@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is false. Ben Franklin was nearly 70 in 1776. Only a handful were even below 20, let alone early 20s.

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[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wasn't she 25? Looks like filming started in Aug 1992 and she was born in Feb 1967 so she would have been 25.

[–] tea 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The top text is in the picture now, so it's set in stone. Ship has sailed. She can legally get her DOB changed on her birth certificate and drivers license now.

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[–] Atrichum@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago
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