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Tim Walz is my dad (lemmygrad.ml)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by 666@lemmygrad.ml to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
 

"Kamala grabs her cop badge" also not sure where to put this, dunk or not.

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[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 70 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Last time this was posted i almost died but I've got the antibodies this time

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, we're going to have to put you in a blender to make a vaccine. I don't think anyone, including myself, will survive otherwise.

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait this was posted already? I typed in a couple of the words from the tweet but nothing showed up in "related...".

Dang

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 27 points 2 months ago

I couldn't tell you when but as someone with a lot of time to browse the internet at work I've seen every post that gets to the first 4 pages.

I see the tweet was 2 weeks ago so probably like immediately after it got posted to Twitter because some of you comrades really hate yourselves and browse other websites

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 18 points 2 months ago

We ain't reaching herd immunity with this one gents. We ain't all gonna make it sadness-abysmal

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 47 points 2 months ago (10 children)

Tim Walz is Goku, Kamala is Princess Zelda, Donald Trump is the Joker, and they're going to have a Yu-Gi-Oh! duel to save democracy. I'm an adult.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 21 points 2 months ago

We already had the DNC convention announce the rise of a KHALEESI(tm) good-morning

[–] frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Hey, listen.

You didn't need to post that.

Why?

Why did you post it?

Hm... It's too late now to delete it. Now we just have to live with it.

[walks off, to melancholically-strummed guitar chords]

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[–] nothx@hexbear.net 44 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Is this real? Or is that person an irony poisoned shitposter?

Edit: oh god, he is an elected official. This is totally real… kill me please.

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Either it was deleted by Musk or the dude actually took it down after he got Xitter to laugh at him.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago

What a freak either way…

[–] miz@hexbear.net 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

implied extrajudicial beating ~~of a child, by adults,~~ under color of authority

these are the people complaining about "impending fascism" but they have no class analysis so violence to maintain the system doesn't even register for them

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 29 points 2 months ago (2 children)

No no, they're just going to beat the child's father in front of him. Totally different.

[–] Frank@hexbear.net 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This doesn't even make any sense, either. Culturally neither of these people would throw a punch. They'll call code enforcement on him because his fence is too close to the easement or something then when he's tearing it out go over to tell him what a shame it was, what a nice fence, who would call code enforcememnt on such a nice fence?

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

oops you're right, my mistake

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's a great point. I was laughing at the marvel-brain but the idea that they don't even realize the abuses in their own fantasy is kinda terrifying in it's own way.

[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's funny - chuds are open about their violent fantasies and libs sublimate theirs through parasocial family dynamics.

It's all sexual pathology deep down.

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[–] VILenin@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (3 children)

These people having no understanding of fascism beyond “fascism is when swastika”

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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Benjamin Netanyahu is the neighborhood serial killer who's using aunt Kamala's gun to do a school shooting every day.

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

A racially motivated one, while we're at it

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Grandpa Joe keeps giving weapons to the neighborhood serial killer Benjamin Netanyahu despite everyone begging him to stop. His stockpile of weapons will probably get passed onto Kamala after he is gone, and she's already said she doesn't intend to stop giving him weapons, either.

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Mr.Wilson wants settlements.

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[–] MiraculousMM@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This hurts me so much I have half a mind to remove it. But I will be strong family-guy-death-pose

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Made the mod cringe, didn't realize this had that kind of power.

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[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 30 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Why do they always put themselves so close to these people in their fantasies? JD Vance is your bully? Kamala Harris is your aunt (I'm glad they didn't call her Mom - There are enough sad men out there projecting mother issues onto women) and Tim is your dad?

They want to be the child of the main character so bad. Too bad they'll be sacrificed on the altar of capitalism like the rest of us.

[–] GeorgeZBush@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's a TV show. They might as well be talking about The Office.

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[–] Owl@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There are enough sad men out there projecting mother issues onto women

Thank you Aaron Regunberg for daring to be different by being a sad man projecting your aunt issues onto women.

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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why do they always put themselves so close to these people in their fantasies?

I think it's related to the same phenomenon where cult of personality devotees refer to their idols by their first name as if they know them personally.

Sam Harris' cult did this a while back, and it's common with E~L~O~N stans as well.

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[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm detecting Disney Family particles. hitler-detector

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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 months ago (8 children)
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[–] PointAndClique@hexbear.net 24 points 2 months ago

I'm convinced Americans spend 50% of their day just dreaming up revenge fantasies and excuses to shoot people istg

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] GlueBear@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago

When will it end?

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[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Foh with that weak shit. Your parasocial surrogates ain't about to do a fucking to them cept capitulate over and over to these guys even when you get majority seats (will override shit to give military arms though) and bust it wide open like kermit when they threaten a government shut down.

[–] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

kermit goatse of all fucking things :peltier-laugh:

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Kamala is mommy, Tim is daddy, I'm in the middle~

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 13 points 2 months ago

Israel is in the middle.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 20 points 2 months ago

Even in his fantasy he’s the one being bullied and doesn’t at least stand up for himself.

[–] TechnoUnionTypeBeat@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Libs love to dream about visiting this sort of (implied) violence on their political enemies

Yet the one time someone actually attempted violence against said enemies, they immediately rallied to the defense of their enemies

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[–] Frank@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Idk but i can never ask "how could peopple have just let the holovaust happen?" Again.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I pull out my robe and wizard hat.

[–] 666@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I pull out my Kamala badge and Walz bat.

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[–] Poogona@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Doing this kind of fantasy for your political representatives is of course cringe but I am much more bothered by the way this is written

Hard to figure out why exactly, maybe it's because it's structured like a TV scene with the narrative voice just being inane commentary? Like what does that "this is going to fun" at the end add? It would be better to just end it at the smile.

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[–] Cammy@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

If you want to play house, do that with consenting adults. I hate how a society raised by low grade media and shitty parents tries to force every other facet of life through their Freudian lens.

[–] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

Who's Harry Potter and Hamilton?

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