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Study: Crows Intelligent Enough To Steal Trinkets, But Foolish Enough To Think Material Goods Will Solve Problems (theonion.com)
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 32 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Are crows a political party?

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

nah they're too smart to appeal to the average voter

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

FPTP strikes again, smh

[–] peto@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

Nah, you are thinking of owls.

[–] Vedlt@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I'd vote for 'em

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

They are a murder.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This study was conducted by a bio grad student with a minor in philosophy.

I bet we can make dolphins can have existential crises. Let's torture one and find out!

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

Study: ~~Crows~~ Humans Intelligent Enough To Steal Trinkets, But Foolish Enough To Think Material Goods Will Solve Problems

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

https://crowpro.net/

[–] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I love websites designed like Hypnospace and LingsCars

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago

If you’d like some deep lore…

[–] finley@lemm.ee 3 points 3 months ago

This got a solid guffaw from me

[–] plumbercraic@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 months ago

Okay this was great - thanks OP